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Q&A–: The most sheer lingerie! funny or not?
A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
“This is $ 200,” she says.
“I want one that’s more sheer,” says he.
“This one is $ 350.”
“I want it even more sheer than that.”
“This one is the most sheer that we have. It’s $ 500.”
“I’ll take it!”
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying, “Go put this on and come down to model it for me.” His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, “This thing is so see-through that the old coot won’t even notice if I’m wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won’t know the difference.”
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.
“So, how do you like it?” she asks. Her husband then complains, ” Well Damn, you’d think for $ 500 they’d iron the damn thing!”
The following is the answer: (Hint: The correct answer provided by the users, does not guarantee the right.)
Answer by Dr Universe
Excellent joke
LMAO
Answer by Shutterbug
That’s pretty funny
Answer by Amy
Cute
Answer by Sexy J
very funny
Answer by Miss Quizzical
Hahahahahaha…..I love it….
Answer by <3 Brainy Blonde Babe
hahaha…. on a scale to one to ten its about a 7
just as long as its a joke
not a story!
Answer by ameliepoulain67
FUNNY!STILL LAUGHING!
Answer by div
good 1
Answer by Lenneth’s true challenge
very good. lol
Answer by ♥Snow Bunnie♥
Awwwww….he just screwed himself…and will probably have to do so later that night!
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Question–: Sexy lingerie surprise and cookies for my man’s birthday?
I want to come up with a good present for this guy I’ve been seeing. His birthday’s coming up, I’m thinking of making a homemade box, painting it his favorite colors then making cookies and putting them in, and a coupon to take him out to dinner for a special night out. Then at night surprise him with some sexy lingerie. I’ve never done something like this before and I’m just wondering if that would be a good idea or will he see the lingerie as more just like a present for me? 
it’s his 23 birthday
The following is the answer: (Hint: The answer is not necessarily.)
Answer by Louise
The first bit is a good idea but when your both going to be or he is watching tv on the couch say you need to go to the bathroom and then come out wearing the lingerie!!!
Answer by Anthony Malibu
No, the lingere is *definitely* a present for him. Sounds good, enjoy!
Answer by John
sure, he will see it as a present for u. Give him some thing, better than cookies.
Ur idea of ligerie, is good. Still u need some extra flavour to it. have a flavoured condems. this will give u a extra boost to him and u.
good luck
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good joke
1 Jim G said this (08/04/2011 at 6:42 pm)
well damn how wrinkled was she?
2 101106 said this (08/04/2011 at 6:54 pm)
That was tooooooo funny.
3 Angela said this (08/04/2011 at 7:51 pm)
LMFAO!!!!! THAT’S HORRIBLE!!!!
4 angel2005_2001 said this (08/04/2011 at 8:03 pm)
haha this is still a funny *ss joke
5 blakpala8 said this (08/04/2011 at 9:01 pm)
I agree with everbody.That was awesome.Ouch!!!!
6 damarony896 said this (08/04/2011 at 9:56 pm)